Mom's Gone WILD!

Today, a friend and I were discussing nap time, and how it is often a wild and crazy time for us mothers.  Children go from running/jumping/hollering/eating/drooling/crying/whining, to peaceful little souls whom you can't help but jump for joy once those little eyes are closed.

But what happens..... if that time is completely limited and just not long enough??? This, my friends, is our daily struggle.

To calm our nerves a bit, I started thinking about how COOL it would be to escape to a place where we could be WILD and CRAZY moms! And this is what I came up with......

We go to this place.... this quiet place. This place smells of fresh laundry. Not poop.
There are NO toys on the floor anywhere. You may walk in peace and far from fear of stepping on sharp objects.
All 3 meals are prepared for the day...... and you get to eat each one while it's still a comfortable temperature!
You get to shower! WHAAAAT? yes, I said it. No more vulgar aromas coming from your direction. Wash that stink away... and take longer than 5 minutes to do it. Maybe even SHAVE if you're feeling REAL wild.
Not only shower, but you get to go to the bathroom without an audience, at such place!
Now that you have eaten and showered, you can sit down and read that book/magazine/blog/etc. without it being knocked out of your hand.

How does that feel. Good? Alright... then wake up... because that my friend, is NOT the reality of a mother. It's a Mother Gone Wild! Real dangerous material we're working with, here!